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19.RVC.STJ

May 25, 2013 4:47 pm
transhumanisticpanspermia: DOGE HAS ENCOUNTERED WATRE

transhumanisticpanspermia:

DOGE HAS ENCOUNTERED WATRE

(Source: addelburgh, via memewhore)

4:47 pm

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May 24, 2013 7:38 pm
humansofnewyork: World’s friendliest looking dog spotted off 5th Ave.

humansofnewyork:

World’s friendliest looking dog spotted off 5th Ave.

(via suburban-tarzan)

7:34 pm
creativeremarks: lyriumnug: felonyfey: decayedintelligence: There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now. Norway - forever the most metal country ever. Always re-blog when Norway things drift onto my dash. reasons why I want to be cremated 

creativeremarks:

lyriumnug:

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:


There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

Always re-blog when Norway things drift onto my dash.

reasons why I want to be cremated 

(Source: mansonyouth)

2:13 am
punpun-kirakira: patrickat: nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS. This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit. IT GOT BETTER.

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

(via the-gem-that-heals)

May 23, 2013 1:19 pm

Can I just rewind a year?

1:18 pm

This is all so fucked and broken but it’s all I have.

May 22, 2013 12:26 pm

I really hope all the tumblr lames who saw that fake yahoo tweet actually delete their tumblrs like they say they will tybg for natural selection

12:24 pm

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May 13, 2013 6:22 pm
Lead me to war with your brilliant directions: FUCK YOU

queenofconeyislandddd:

You’re the one who broke my heart. You’re the one who acted like I meant shit to you ever since we broke up but need I remind you that we were best friends FOR A YEAR before we even dated. BEST FUCKING FRIENDS. You knew everything about me and I knew everything about you. None of this is what I…