February 2012
95 posts
New Every Time I Die...
LOVE it.
If you are a die-hard NASCAR fan…
A) Congratulations, I don’t know how you get entertainment out of that. Props for being easily entertained, I guess?
B) May God have mercy on your soul.
SO BORED.
seriously somebody help me. i’m dying.
How can I possibly be one of the only people on Long Island who’s on break right now. Someone give me something to do. Yeah, Tumblr..
I’m so Tumblr famous.
You have no idea how unproductive it is to quote the same pop-punk lines on Tumblr every other day.
You have no idea how unproductive it is to have a so-called spring break in late February.
I don’t have Photoshop on my Mac. It’s not happening y’all.
I just thought of the perfect idea for a photo I could post on here and get a million notes with, but I’m too lazy to make it. It involves Skrillex, Varsity Font, Pop-Punk, and me thinking I’m more funny than I really am.
Tumblr almost loves me as much as Facebook
valentinaada:
amandachelsea:
hey faggot when is your spring break i miss being your friend or whatever
hey i wanna see bryan shotgun a beer and cut his lip again
i love when i open tumblr and see stuff about me.
Testicles.
Posting a “Read More” is honestly a great way to get anyone’s attention.
I wish my name was Esteban.
Only me.
I’m at a hotel up in the Olympic village in Lake Placid. I’ve been snowboarding up here since Friday morning. They’re currently holding the world bobsled championship here also. My cousins left tonight, so I didn’t have anyone to chill with. I decided to hit the hotel gym. I met some people on the Austrian bobsled team in there + worked out with them, and they asked me if I...
1 tag
tomwerring:
Who wants to go to Montreal for a couple days during spring break?
I’m up near there right now. Chillin’ da hardest ya nooo
Watchthe-absolute-funniest-posts:
funniest10k:
OMG TRAMPOLINE
Best 12 second video ever.
hahaha WHAT
Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?bryanmcelwain69 then sign up as ''bryanmcelwain69'' and view premium inbox
Dude I need to get a real job.
#college
Just downloaded Tumblr on my phone. I’M MOBILE, BITCHES. Now to figure out how to use this thing. .
lauramurrayphotography asked: I genuinely can't tell if it's trolling or not..
Always Stepping on Someone's Toes: Things I Hate. →
lauramurrayphotography:
spanisharlem:
i-kick-before-i-break:
The commercials about helping a starving child in Africa.
Call me what you want but those are so pointless. If people can’t fend for themselves then let them fucking die like they were brought into this world to do. Do you really think you’re helping the kid by giving him 40 cents?
Do you know…
Holy shit. This is unreal.
...
Anonymous asked: can i put whipped cream on your abs and then lick it off?
Jeremy Lin →